Steeler football....Chicago style (Seth look away----SERIOUSLY)

Disclaimer: In NO way do I endorse putting oneself in dangerous situations.  The events in this entry (as all of them) are true, and while I am not proud of some of my choices, this entry (and the entire blog) serves as a means of catharsis, and entertainment.  PLEASE take steps to ensure that you are safe when alone with any individual, no matter how you may feel about that person.

GL

"How do I look?" I stood in front of Beth with my arms out to my sides waiting for her to inspect my outfit.

Beth looked up at me and said, "Like a confused lesbian," with a straight face.

I let my arms fall to my sides in exasperation.  "Beth, come on now, really!  Do I look that bad?" I asked her.  Among my clothing I packed away to bring with me to The Windy City, was my Hines Ward girl-cut football jersey----courtesy of a sticky-fingered Ex-boyfriend.  I paired it with jeans and a long sleeved black t-shirt underneath.

Beth cracked a smile.  "I didn't say anything about bad, I said confused.  I just think it is funny that you are wearing a football jersey.  I thought only dudes wore them."
I rolled my eyes.  "It's a girl-cut jersey! See, it's form-fitting, and cuts close.  I think it looks cute," I said looking down and examining my outfit.
"I don't think I've ever seen a girl wear a jersey back home.  It's a guy thing," she said to me studying the appliquéd numbers and Steelers emblem.
"That's because Maine doesn't even have a damn football team," I said loudly jabbing my finger at her.

Beth ignored me and said, "Well, it isn't like it matters.  You won't have it on for long anyway.
"How about a little faith in the straight girl?" I said, hands on my hips.  "I do have some self-control!"
"Dude, he has DIMPLES.  If someone even says the word 'dimples' I'm mopping you up off the floor."

"So not true, and so not funny," I said as my face flushed.  The fact is, it IS true.  There is something about a set of dimples on a handsome face that sets my heart racing.  I've just recently discovered that the man I am engaged to has an adorable set of dimples under his beard.  We've been spending a lot more time together because of it.

"Seriously, you look really cute," Beth said before sniffing me.  "And you smell nice too.  Just behave yourself and don't do anything I wouldn't do...."

"That's a short list...."
"....and keep it safe if you do," she finished ignoring my interruption.

Beth was about 3 years older than me, and although we'd only known each other for about  2 weeks, the two of us had grown very close.  She introduced me to OTEP, and I introduced her to B-Side Stevie Wonder, we ate at awesome restaurants, and smoked under the stars on the beach.  We played "Who is straight/gay/bi?" about celebrities too.

"Alicia Keys," she said triumphantly one night.  We talked about orientation, and one of the things she said she liked about me was how fine-tuned my "gaydar" was.  We'd go out for walks and she would gesture to an attractive girl, and ask me with her eyes, "Well! Should I or Shouldn't I???"

"Hmm," I'd said munching on Lays' chips.  No Snyders in Chicago, it was Lays or nothing.  "I think she could probably go either way, but I'm not so sure."
"Whaaaat????" Beth exclaimed at me.  "No way, she's straight as an arrow."  I shrugged my shoulders.

Needless to say it meant the world to me that Beth was playing the big sister role when it came to Damon.  She never once berated or preached to me, just gave me advice where it was needed and kind words.  It was nerve-wracking enough to be in another city where I knew very few people, let alone trying to strike up a bit of a romance.  Beth really made the transition easy.

"Okay mom," I said to her grabbing my coat.  It was almost 5:30, and I'd received a text from Damon saying he was about 2 minutes away.  I blew Beth a kiss.  "See ya after the game!"
Beth grinned at me and cocked her eyebrow.  "Let the games begin!" she exclaimed.

As I stood outside looking up the street for Damon and his Thingamajig, a million thoughts raced through my brain: Should I do this? What if he makes a move? What if he doesn't like me? What if he's a crazy mass murderer? (Beth had also reminded me about her handy-dandy G.I. Joe, and that she would text periodically to make sure I was okay).  I looked up the street when I heard a familiar "chug-chug-chug" coming toward me.  

"Hey baby," Damon said out the window before parking the car, getting out and opening the door. "How you feelin'? You lookin' good."
Dimples.  "I'm feeling ok, ready to watch the Bears get stomped," I said folding myself into the passenger side.  Damon came around the car and got in before he answered.  "Yeah I see, you all Steelered out with your cute little jersey on."

I smiled shyly.  "Thank you.  My roommate seemed to think I looked a little less feminine."
Damon frowned.  "Hell naw, you look good as hell in those jeans.  You hungry?"

Sure, I can cram another one of those hot dogs around the bowling ball of anxiety in my stomach.  "No, I'm okay."
He nodded.  "Okay, off to the game then."

We drove a short distance to an apartment building not far from the hostel, parked, and got out.  The building was red brick, surrounded on all sides by other similarly built apartment buildings, and stretched straight up into the Midwest sky.  People walked to and fro disappearing into the buildings, walking their dogs, and assisting their bike-riding children.  It looked like an awesome place to live. 

"Nice," I said to Damon as he put his arm around my shoulders.  He was about 3 inches taller than me, and lean. I could feel his muscles through the sleeve of his t-shirt.  If I was in any trouble, I could take him.

"What? The building or the view?" he said looking into my eyes.  I turned away smiling and blushed.
"The neighborhood, it seems to be really nice. There are all sorts of people around here."
Damon looked at me with interest.  "It's not like that in Pittsburgh?" he asked.

I shrugged as we climbed the steps, and stood in front of an apartment door.  Damon fished for his keys.  "It all depends where you are in Pittsburgh," I explained.  "some neighborhoods are more divided than others."  He nodded in understanding.

When he finally unlocked the door, he flipped on the light and I walked in behind him, closing the door.  It was an efficiency, small, but neat.  A couch ran against the wall in the living room, and a small bed was in the opposite corner.  The tiny bathroom was around the bend, and the kitchen was parallel to the living room/bedroom space.

"Where do you sleep?" I asked him curiously, gesturing to the one bed in the room.

"Pull out couch," he told me walking into the kitchen.  "The rent was jacked up in my last place, and I had to move out in a hurry, so my roommate was nice enough to let me crash on his couch.  I've only been here for about 3 weeks," he explained handing me a can of Coke.

I took the cold can, removed my jacket, and Damon slung it across the back of the couch.  He grabbed the remote control, and sat down, patting the space next to him. "We'll see who wins," he said as his eyes danced in their sockets.  I shifted my eyes and sat down next to him.

We watched the first half of the game enthralled, alternating cheers and boos, with me calling foul balls every other play and calling for reviews.  "Damn," Damon said to me after my 7th call in 10 minutes, "you Pittsburgh chicks don't play do you?"

I looked at him, my color high, and irritated.  "How can you NOT call that?  It was unnecessary roughness! Really, you can't just clothesline a safety and------"
His kiss caught me completely off guard, and spun me like a top.  Aww dammit, I thought to myself, he's kissing me.  Damon slowly released me with a soft nibble to my bottom lip.  I willed myself to breathe and not keel over.

"You sexy when you all riled up over a football game," he drawled.  With that goddamn growl of his.  I gathered my courage, looked him straight in the face and said with all the seduction I could muster: "Well it ain't just when I'm watching football doll face."  He chuckled in his throat. 

An hour later I was curled up in a comforter sitting on the twin bed watching the last quarter of the game.  I'd recieved 3 texts from a frantic Beth, and when I was finally able to extract my phone from my jeans on the floor, I quickly sent her back replies to assure her that I was okay.  I'd lost half of my clothing (and could care less) and Damon was stretched out beside me with his head in my lap. 

"Really!" I screamed at the top of my lungs at the 15-yard penalty assessed against The Steelers.  The National Football League really had it in for them that night.

Damon jumped awake at my yell, "Damn baby calm down, you screamed enough already tonight," he said with a wicked smile.  With my eyes never leaving the set, I gave him a playful shove, "Quiet.  It's all good; no one called the cops to report a murder." 

"But they might after the game," he said with a twinkle in his eye.  God this guy is good, I thought to myself pulling the cover around myself more tightly.  I made a face at him.

"Why you mean muggin' me?" he said with a laugh.
"I'm not," I said quietly returning to the game.  Well, there goes the grad school, good girl image, I thought ruefully. He kissed my thigh, and I absently stroked the top of his head. 

An hour after the game was over, I did a quick search of the place and found all lost articles of clothing (this wasn't too hard to do---the place was only so big) and Damon rode me back to the hostel.  He pulled up in front, cut the engine to the Chug-a-Mobile and turned to me.

"I had fun tonight," he said simply, giving me a genuine smile.
"Me too." I bet you DID have fun tonight, I know I did.

"So maybe we can do it---something----again sometime," he laughed out loud when he caught his slip, and I laughed with him.

"Yeah.  Yeah we definitely can," I said nodding in agreement.  "I have class tomorrow.  I need to get to bed." He leaned in and gave me a kiss that could have ignited the second Great Chicago Fire. 

"Sleep well," he said stroking my hair.  I crawled out of the car, and waved to him from the door of the hostel.
Beth was asleep with only a small lamp on when I walked in the room, and I tried not to wake her to no avail. A green eye popped open at the sound of the door creaking, and she sat up giving me a blank stare.

I stared back at her from my place in front of my bed.  My once neat hair was loose around my face, my jeans wrinkled, my jersey askew, and I held my long-sleeved black t-shirt in my hand.  Neither of us said anything for a full minute.

Beth blinked at me and took in my appearance.  "How was the game?"
I blinked back.  "Great.  Steelers won."

We stared at one another for another full minute.
"Did you play it safe?" Beth asked me.
"Yes.  I played it safe.  Quite a few times," I said clearing my throat.
Her lips twisted as she studied me.  "'A few times'?"
My eyes dropped to the floor.

Beth smiled and sat up.  "I want details. NOW."

Date Night (not Seth-friendly)

"Will you sit the freak down!" Beth fussed.  I was pacing in our room, holding my cell phone, and waiting for it to ring. 
"I can't dude, I'm too nervous.  My nerves are shot to hell," I told her.  I sat down on my foam-filled mattress and began to bounce.
"Hey! Quit with the bouncing shit too.  You know this guy, he's nice, what are you worried about," Beth demanded of me flipping through one of her many copies of People magazine.

I took a breath and slowly let it out.  "I don't know, I guess I'm just a bit keyed up."  I nervously smoothed my jeans and patted my hair.  Not having anything resembling sexy, I'd settled on a girl-cut t-shirt, and hip-hugging jeans.

Beth snorted.  "Yeah well, you don't need to be.  You look cute, he'll like the view," she laughed gesturing to my over sized front.  I consciously tugged at my t-shirt to prevent spillage. "Shut up.  Not much I can do about them now is there," I said defensively. 

When I lay down the night before, after I talked to Damon, I immediately began to second guess this whole dinner thing.  What if he took me to some fancy restaurant to eat and I was under dressed?  What if I got food in my teeth or spilled ketchup on my clothes?  Or even worse.....what if I went through so many "what ifs" I didn't hear a word he said to me all night!

I woke up that next morning convinced I was going to cancel our date, but damn if Beth didn't talk me out of it.  "You have my number," she said gently.  "If he tries anything, call me and I'll be down with my G.I. Joe with the Kung fu grip."
I looked at Beth blankly. "And what in the hell is that supposed to fix?"
Beth had smiled at me.  "Nothing, it just sounds cool."

While reliving the conversation, my Nextel phone trilled in my hand, causing me to nearly drop it on the floor.  I flipped it open and gave a cautious greeting.....
"Hello?" I said quietly.
"Hey it's Damon.  I'm outside.  Can you come down?"
"Sure, I'm on my way.  See you in a second," I replied.  I stood up and took a few steeling breaths before grabbing my jacket.  Beth stared at me.  "You straight girls....I swear if I had to spend my life worrying about impressing men...."
"Yadda, yadda, 'I'd off myself.' I know Beth.  You really need to quit listening to so much OTEP it ain't good for your mood," I said opening the door. 
"Just keep both feet on the ground and your t-shirt down," she called out of the door.  I bounded down the steps and walked out the front door of the hostel.

I've never been a material girl or a gold digger, and I've never understood those who are.  I've never really been into image, or what is popular, I've always just done what suits me and is comfortable to ME.  If it happens to be stylish or trendy, so be it, but I've never been one to clamor for the latest and greatest fashions or accessories.  I like my men the same way.  If you are into yourself more than what we have going on, you gotta kick bricks.  Are we clear on that?

I say this because it wasn't a matter of fashion or materialism that made me do a double take on the steps of the hostel when I saw Damon's car.  It was a maroon-colored, compact thingamajig that looked like a cross between a 67 Datsun, and a Pinto.  It had rust stains, belched black smoke from the tailpipe, and made more noise than the second coming of Christ.  Damon said something to me, but I was lulled into a trance by the hypnotic "chug-chug-chug" of the engine. 

"Hey girl, come on over here, looking all good," he said opening the passenger side door.  I shook myself and gave a weak smile, and looked over my shoulder into the hostel.  Not a soul in sight.  I bounded down the steps, and slid into the waiting vehicle.  Oh. Hell. No.

I'm a smoker, and have been for years.  There's just no way for me to get around it.  I think short of getting cancer or knocked up, cigarettes are going to be part of my life.  I started smoking Marlboro's in Europe at 15, progressed to Newports in my 20s, and now that I am with Seth, we both smoke Camel Blues.  Although I think all punk rockers smoke Camels.  At least mine does.  And while I do smoke in my car, I flick my ashes out my partially cracked window.  And I don't leave the butts in the tray.  And the list can go on.  Why do I say this?

Because as soon as I sat down in my clean and pressed jeans, I knew it was a mistake.  I looked closely at the upholstery, and then decided not to look any closer.  The car was COVERED in cigarette ashes, and as Damon talked, he puffed and added more to the car's once maroon interior.  I started to feel a bit sick.

"You okay baby," he asked, Newport dangling from his full lips.
"Yeah, I just think I need some air," I said quietly, grabbing the silver handle and pumping down the window circa 1985.
He smiled, "Sorry about the car.  It's old, and I'm saving up for a new one right now, so you know, gotta make do."  He flashed me a brilliant smile that lit up his face, and that's when I saw them. 

Dimples.

Ahh, dammit Beth.  I didn't know he had dimples.  I'm gonna do this guy.  Dammit.

Damon took me around the corner to a little hole-in-the-wall hot dog shop.  I was a bit surprised, but not disappointed.  After all, I'm from Pittsburgh, home of Primantis, The "Dirty O" and Peppis, some of the best food in the world is from hole-in-the wall places where a greasy guy takes your order, and the floor hasn't been mopped since '72.  It's a way of life.

"You told me," Damon began as we slid into a booth, "that you were from the East coast, Pittsburgh I think, right?"
I nodded, "Yep, born and bred."
"Funny, you sound like one of them New Yorkers or somethin,'" Damon said to me flashing that gorgeous smile.  And the dimples.
"I've gotten that before," I said laughing and shaking my head, "but usually from people who live down south, not out in the Midwest.  Funny thing is, New Yorkers tell me I sound like I'm from Georgia," I said shrugging.
"Well, whatever it is, you sound sweet," he said with that growl at the end of 'sweet.'  I gave an inaudible little yelp in my throat.
"So I decided that maybe, you'd want to try some traditional Chicago hot dogs.  Best hot dogs in the country, I swear on it," Damon said leaning back and crossing his heart.
I smiled.  "Well, I guess I will take you up on it."

We placed our orders at the counter, and I sat back down while Damon paid.  I glanced around the place, from the gaudy yellow wallpaper, to the small wooden booths that lined the walls, the place screamed tacky.  But the enticing aroma of double-charred beef franks was making my mouth water.  Damon brought our tray over, and put up his hands with a flourish. 

"And here we have for the lady, two Nathan's beef franks with the works---sweet peppers, baby pickles, tomato wedges, mustard and relish," he said with a smile.  I picked up a dog, and took a bite.

If I could have slapped my name on them and sold them in Pittsburgh, The Dirty O in Pittsburgh wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

"Wow," I said after the first bite, "this is fucking amazing!" I covered my mouth in surprise at my language.
Damon laughed out loud and unwrapped his chicken gyro.  "Glad you like it.  Next time we'll get some Chicago deep dish pizza." 
The rest of our time was spent laughing, lounging, and having a good time.  I discovered he had three brothers, two older, and one younger, and that his younger brother was 11 and blind. I told him about my love for music, and my difficulty in finding housing.  We related on a human level, with no expectations, and no strings attached.

When we left the restaurant, he drove me immediately back to the hostel (which surprised me), parked, and looked over at me.  The streetlights shone on his eyes that were a breathtaking chestnut color.  He really is a good looking guy, I said to myself. 
"Hey, listen you're from Pittsburgh, and I hear all the girls out there are Steeler fans."
A man after my own heart. "Yeah, most of us are.  The ones with sense any way," I said with a chuckle.  "Myself included."
Damon nodded.  "Okay, well, the Bears play the Steelers at home tomorrow.  My roommate is going to be at work, and I'd love to have someone to watch the game with," he said smoothly.

I fought to keep my breathing regular.

"Um," I swallowed. "Okay, that sounds cool.  I mean, you know y'all are going to get your asses handed to you, right?" I asked skeptically.  The Pittsburgh Steelers had just come off of a great season. The Bears, as usual, had done nothing.
He laughed out loud.  "I am well aware.  I never seen a Pittsburgh girl get rowdy at a game though.  I'd like to see it.  I hear you can be hellcats."
"It's all true," I said with pride.  "Game starts at what? 6? Can you pick me up at 5:30?"
"Of course, your chariot will await," he said grabbing my hand and giving my knuckles a kiss.  I turned my head and giggled silently.

After seeing me to the door of the hostel, I ran up the stairs and threw open the door to find Beth sitting cross-legged on the bed flipping through my copy of "Wicked".  She looked at me closely.

"Nah, not tonight," she said before looking at me more closely.  I wiped my mouth, thinking I had leftover mustard on it. Beth smiled.  "But tomorrow night, ladies and gents, we will have lift off," she said with a smirk, as I tossed a pillow in her face.

Wicker Park and Casual Sex (Seth skip this one....)

Despite the difficulty I'd had in procuring permanent housing, I had one bright spot in my life (aside from school of course)----Damon. He was sweet, caring, and totally understanding about my situation. So you will find yourself asking this question: "Why in the hell did she dodge his calls???"
I'll be honest, I've never really had the BEST self-esteem about myself, no matter what I've managed to accomplish in my 31-odd years of life. I can be very self-depreciating at times, much to the chagrin of those closest to me. While I mean it in jest, it does have some undertones of honesty. This has transferred over to all relationships with men who have found me attractive for one reason or another, and I have a sneaking suspicion I've lost out on a lot of great guys this way.

So for the first week or so after I meeting Damon, he and I would talk about once a day. Then the calls started coming more frequently, and I started to freak out a little, so I ignored his calls for the next week or so. One night, Beth and I were riding the Blue Line to West Chicago to eat at a little Mexican joint she'd found online, when my cell phone rang.

"Ugh, it's him again! Good lord, how often can you call someone and get ignored before you get the hint!" I fumed.

Beth just smiled at me. "You're gonna do him."

I looked up, shocked and repulsed. "WHAT! I don't even wanna TALK to him, let alone sleep with him!"

Beth threw back her head and laughed so loud she attracted annoyed glances from our fellow riders. "Mark my word, before the week is out, you will find yourself and your body thoroughly and completely physically exhausted at his apartment one night, and will come back to tell me the dirty details of your escapade."

I ignored her, listening closely to the voicemail Damon left. "I just wanted to make sure you were okay, thinking of you. Call me back."

"Sure," I said out loud to the voicemail (a habit I have), "yeah, you were wondering how my boobs are," I said disgustedly before deleting the message. We hopped off the train and down the steps to the street. We were both caught up short by what we saw.

I'm a huge proponent of immigration, inclusion, and diversity. I wanted to be an anthropologist at one point because people fascinated me so much. But I was not prepared for what I saw when Beth and I got down to the street.
"Um, Beth, WHERE are we exactly?" I said glancing up at a Spanish-language billboard.
"The map online said Wicker Park," she replied glancing down at a manhole cover that was stamped 'Tenochtitlan'.
"Are you sure the map didn't say 'Mazatlán'?" I asked with a squeak in my voice. We stood and stared in amazement at the street, the people, and the transformation that had seemingly taken place. It was as if when we stepped off the train we stepped into a little town in Mexico. We walked slowly down the street and marveled at the lack of English billboards, street signs, and store-fronts. How is this still Chicago? This doesn't even look like my idea of the United States anymore!

Remember, I grew up in Pittsburgh, which, while ideas of diversity are on the upswing, still has it's moments of ethnocentrism, and downright discrimination.  Seth and I fume at least once a week when we get angry stares and whispers in Wal-Mart. So you can imagine my shock at seeing such a remarkable transformation.

So a little black girl, and a bespeckled red-headed white girl in an OTEP T-shirt were way out of place. But we found the restaurant easily, and after we ordered our meals (from a menu completely in Spanish----despite my 6 years of Spanish class, I just pointed out to the waitress something I thought was pretty tame) and Beth turned the conversation back to Damon.

"I'm telling you, you're going to do him.  Or should I say, he's going to do YOU," she said with a wink before sipping from her water glass.
I sat back in my chair and gave Beth a look.  "I am not going to sleep with him," I said to her evenly.  "That would require a certain level of commitment I'm am not yet ready to undertake," I said tilting my chin up.
Beth snorted. "Please, don't be a prude.  Straight girls are always so prudish," she said waving her hand.
My mouth dropped open in shock, "I resent that! We are not.  At least I'm not.  Not completely.  I'm just a tease. There's a difference," I said to her. 
Just then our waitress brought out our food, and the conversation was suspended as we dug in.  I was treated to an explosion of flavors and textures, all of which were new and exciting.  I'd never had mole poblano before, but I was addicted after the first bite.
"You're a prude," Beth said simply, forking up refried beans, "you're a prude and you know it."
"Whatever dude," I replied sipping my iced tea.  "You'll see.  I want rid of this guy, he's annoying me."
We finished our meals, and hopped on the train back to the hostel.  By the time we got back, I'd just about forgotten about Damon and his phone call. 

Maybe he'd heard me, or felt my displeasure.  The next day, I was surprised that I had no phone call to dodge. Same thing the day after that.  I found myself oddly put out.  "What the hell?" I said out loud staring at my phone the second night, "Not a single call from him in 2 days? What's the matter with him?"  We were in our seafoamPJs, lounging around.

Beth looked up from her magazine, "Will you make up your fucking mind?" she said exasperated.  "Either you want to talk to him, or you don't, which is it?"
I looked at my phone, scrolled to his number, and hesitated before I pressed the call button.  I looked at Beth.  "If I screw him, its all your fault, you know that right?"
Beth turned back to her magazine, and I heard her mumble, "I'll take the fault with pleasure, especially if it means that he'll screw some sense into that brain of yours."
Ignoring Beth, I stepped out into the quiet hallway.  I looked at the number, took a breath, and pressed 'SEND'.
"Hello," came the warm reply from the other end of the phone.  Smooth as silk, and deep as a ravine, I had to lean against the wall to keep myself from falling on the floor.
"Hey Damon, it's Gene," I said brightly and evenly.
"Hey girl, how you been?  Been trying to get in touch with you, but I guess yo' schoolwork keeping you busy."
I don't sweat much.  But damn if his voice didn't have sweat beading out of every pore in my body. 
"Um, yeah, it's been busy the past week or so," I lied.  Stay cool, I told myself.  And my knocking knees.  "I got kind of worried about you, I haven't seen any calls from you for the past few days," I ventured.
He chuckled, a deep, soothing sound that made the fine hairs on my arms stand up. "Yeah, I thought you was tryin' to play me, so I just stopped trying," he said laughing.
I felt myself flush red. "Um, no, it's just been a little crazy.  But how are you?  What's been going on?" 
"Nothin' much.  Working, relaxing.  Hoping to see your pretty face again," he said to me with the hint of a growl at the end of the sentence.
Damn him.  Damn him and his sexy voice.  And his growl.  "I was wondering that myself.  What do you have in mind?"
"How about dinner?  I'll pick you up tomorrow about 7 or so, me and you will go out and have dinner at one of my favorite spots," Damon offered.
"Sounds like a plan," I said lightly, with a hint of a smile on my face.  "I better get to sleep, it's late and I have class in the morning.  I'll see you tomorrow at 7."
"Okay baby doll, sleep good.  I know I will now that I've heard from you," he said with a smile in his voice before hanging up.
He'd reduced me to a puddle on the floor.  After I managed to gather myself and hang up my phone, I slipped back into my room.  Beth glanced up at me.  "You're going to screw him."
I looked back at her, blew out a breath and said simply, "I just might."